HOUSE FOR SALE
ADDRESS: Heaven
FEATURES:
Many rooms with a master suite
Spacious love
Open floor plan for peace
Large eat-in grace
Fenced in mercy with room for expansion
Son room with a marvelous view of salvation
Pool of milk and honey in the back
Pearly gates in front
DIRECTIONS:
The only way to the Father is through the Son
PRICE:
$0.00 – Calvary – Owner financing
COMMUNITY:
Friendly angellic neighbors.
Great family and friends.
Praise the Lord all day and night.
BONUS:
Crown of stars, new luxurious robe and golden slippers with matching wings. Bring a friend and get a reward.
For more information, call your local agent or representative – Name, address and phone number listed below.
NAME: Jesus Christ
ADDRESS: Repent Highway and Streets of Gold
PHONE: Dial John 3:16
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