Summer Resolutions

How about SUMMER Resolutions? (After 6 months of not keeping the new year’s ones) Give up complaining . . . focus on gratitude. Give up pessimism . . . become an optimist. Give up harsh judgments . . . think kind thoughts. Give up worry . . . trust...

Funny How

FUNNY HOW…. Funny how a $100 bill “looks” so big when you take it to church, but so small when you take it to the mall. Funny how long it takes to serve God for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball. Funny how...

What Matters Most

WHAT MATTERS MOST In the mid 1970’s, Ed Roberts created the world’s first commercially successful personal computer (PC). He hired a 19 year old named Bill Gates to write software for him. Roberts sold his computer business in 1977 and bought a farm. Seven years later, at age 41,...

Ben Stein’s Last Column

How Can Someone Who Lives in Insane Luxury Be a Star in Today’s World? As I begin to write this, I “slug” it, as we writers say, which means I put a heading on top of the document to identify it. This heading is “eonlineFINAL,” and it gives me...

If I Had My Life To Live Over

IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER… by Erma Bombeck I would have talked less and listened more. I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained and the sofa faded. I would have eaten the popcorn in the ‘good’ living room and...