THE “U” IN JESUS Before U were thought of or time had begun, God even stuck U in the name of His Son. And each time U pray, you’ll see it’s true You can’t spell out JesUs and not include U. You’re a pretty big part of His wonderful...
Church Life
The Visitor
THE VISITOR One day, a man went to visit a church. He arrived early, parked his car, and got out. Another car pulled up near him, and the driver told him, “I always park there. You took my place!” The visitor went inside for Sunday School, found an empty...
Church Football
CHURCH FOOTBALL Quarterback Sneak – Church members quietly leaving during the invitation. Draw Play – What many children do with the bulletin during worship. Half-time – The period between Sunday School and worship when many choose to leave. Benchwarmer – Those who do not sing, pray, work, or apparently...
10 Little Christians
10 LITTLE CHRISTIANS 10 Little Christians standing in line 1 disliked the preacher, then there were 9 9 little Christians stayed up very late 1 overslept Sunday, then there were 8 8 little Christians on their way to Heaven 1 took the low road and then there were 7...
Ten Little Christians
TEN LITTLE CHRISTIANS Ten little Christians standing in a line, One disliked the pastor, then there were nine. Nine little Christians stayed up very late, One slept in on Sunday, then there were eight. Eight little Christians on their way to heaven, One took the low road, then there...