FAMILY I ran into a stranger as he passed by. “Oh, excuse me please” was my reply. He said, “Please excuse me too; wasn’t even watching for you.” We were very polite, this stranger and I. We went on our way and we said good-bye. But at home a...
Love
Hugs
HUGS No moving parts, no batteries. No monthly payments and no fees; Inflation proof, non-taxable, In fact, it’s quite relaxable; It can’t be stolen, won’t pollute, One size fits all, do not dilute. It uses little energy, But yields results enormously. Relieves your tension and your stress, Invigorate your...
A Customer Service Call
A CUSTOMER SERVICE CALL: Customer Service Rep: Hello, you have reached the Heart Systems Software Company help desk. How may I help you? Customer: I just received your latest program, LOVEv4.0…you know…the freeware. I don’t understand it. Can you tell me how to install it? CS Rep: Sure thing...
Butterfly Kisses
BUTTERFLY KISSES We often learn the most from our children. Some time ago, a friend of mine punished his 3-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper. Money was tight, and he became infuriated when the child tried to decorate a box to put under the tree....
Puppy Size
PUPPY SIZE “Danielle keeps repeating it over and over again. We’ve been back to this animal shelter at least five times. It has been weeks now since we started all of this,” the mother told the volunteer. “What is it she keeps asking for?” the volunteer asked. “Puppy size!”...